Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants
Cathartic brain emptying for me. Potentially humorous and thought provoking for you. At least that's the optomistic version of how this could all go. I once wrote a blog of the same name, and am trading the pen for the mic. Gen X wisdom dispensed via fun stories, odd opinions, and absurd rants. I use bad language sometimes. Dropping new episodes on the 1st and 15th (I hope.... oh god, I've said it now, I better do it). Canadian made :)
Episodes
40 episodes
Not All Heroes Grind Coffee
My son's missing shoes, 48 hours for a refill, and the most amazing story about my friend's kidney transplant.
My First Selfie
It's Cold!!!! AI Freaking me out again. Taking you back to school in '86.
Money Doesn't Buy Happiness
My take on rich people and my perception that they aren't enjoying things the way they should.
Narrow Garage 407 Sale
Asking advertisers for some honesty, ranting about my narrow garage, and questioning how Canadian the 407 is really.
Moving Day
Getting over Blue Jay sadness, moving to a new home, and being irritated by the Internet yet again.
Top 5 Blue Jays Home Runs
The Jays are in the World Series and I can't focus on anything else. Here is a list of my 5 favourite Home Runs in Toronto Blue Jays history.
Thread The Needle
A couple of stories about trying to stay on my feet, and a couple of rants about selfish people.
Orange Shirt Six Seven
Quick reflection on National Truth and Reconciliation Day, Cross Border Shopping, and a rant about Passing Memes off as Humour.
My Graham Greene Story
Legendary Canadian Indigenous actor Graham Greene passed away recently. This is a story about the day our lives intersected.
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Statue Decisions, Baseball Marketing, and What Makes a Great Beer Guy
Living in the Past
People have an odd fascination with wanting to go back to live in the 80's or 90's. Might be tougher than you think.
Spider Funny Politics
The terrifying ordeal of having to kill a house spider. Laugh at my jokes dammit. Talking about politics without talking about politics.
When I Was A Rapper Part 5
Finally finishing up the story of when I was an aspiring Hip Hop artist.
When I Was A Rapper Part 4
Part 4 of my continuing adventures as an aspiring Hip Hop artist.
Never Put Me In Your Box
Confessing to being a low-key stalker for creative reasons, reminiscing on a High School field trip, and a cassette tape adventure.
Pee Votes Indeed
Starting with odd job recommendations. Continuing with odd voting practices. Finishing with a salty F-Bomb laden rant about how you shouldn't pee on the toilet seat.
When I Was A Rapper Part 3
Part 3 of the story about when I was a rapper.
When I Was A Rapper Part 1
Quick rant about tobogganing, and the first instalment of an epic tale from my past.
Out Ro
Last episode of season one. Taking stock and wrapping up. A rant about crappy pencils, and a giant cliffhanger for next season.
Play The Game
Lamenting my inability to be an encouraging cheeseball on Linkedin, a story from college, and some life lessons.
Hating on Self Check Outs
In a world full of pet peeves, the grocery store self check out is the one that drives me the most crazy. Find out why.